Todd, you’re flat!

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I can’t take credit for this joke. It was from a bit me and my daughter were doing in the car. For some reason we were pretending to be singing frogs. I made a couple frog noises, then she made one that was a straight up “ribbit” then quickly switched character voices to the frog … Read more

 

Opinions

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One of the best things about being a writer is quoting yourself. If done right, and people recognize it as a some sort of quote but don’t know it was you who originated it, you’ll seem brilliant. You can’t quote it wrong because you wrote it. If anything you just did a quick re-edit of … Read more

 

“Orson” Chapter 8

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Here we meet a new couple of characters and hear about two other new characters. If you haven’t read the other chapters, you can catch up here: “Orson” The chapters are typically only a page or two long, so it shouldn’t take too long to catch up. Or, if you’re a really cool person you’re already … Read more

 

The Professor

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This is a painting I did a couple of years back. It’s been hanging in my club since then. People seem to like it a lot and often ask if they can buy it… the answer so far has been “no.” However, now I’ve made a copy of it and can make prints. I don’t … Read more

 

Stand-up bit. “Fleshlight”

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This is a stand-up routine/bit (I don’t know what you call this… maybe just story…. yeah, that’s it.) story that I’ve done a couple of times. It talks about the sex as well as drugs, so it probably shouldn’t be read by kids, or by anyone who hopes to continue having some level of respect … Read more

 

Orson Chapter 7

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Hey folks. Here’s chapter 7 in the ongoing work in progress “Orson”. If you need to catch up you can find all the chapters here: Orson Novel.  I think every 10 chapters or so I’ll collect them into one single file so you don’t have to open a new file each chapter. Or maybe you’re … Read more

 

The Carpet Was Hungry

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Here’s another in the series of “Bad Stories for Bad Children”. After you read it, I’ll let you know what the original title was, if you’d like to know. Let me know if I made the right choice.  “The Carpet was Hungry” I wish there was a way to over-come the crippling loneliness of winter … Read more

 

Merry ChristmasNewYear Eve

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Hey all. Less updates this week and last week because of the holidays. But, it does beg the question… how many updates do you folks want? How often do you Regular Readers check out this site? Do you want more updates? Less? I try so hard to please everyone… which is probably a bad life … Read more