Mike Eserkaln I can’t take credit for this joke. It was from a bit me and my daughter were doing in the car. For some reason we were pretending to be singing frogs. I made a couple frog noises, then she made one that was a straight up “ribbit” then quickly switched character voices to the frog … Read more
One of the best things about being a writer is quoting yourself. If done right, and people recognize it as a some sort of quote but don’t know it was you who originated it, you’ll seem brilliant. You can’t quote it wrong because you wrote it. If anything you just did a quick re-edit of … Read more
Here we meet a new couple of characters and hear about two other new characters. If you haven’t read the other chapters, you can catch up here: “Orson” The chapters are typically only a page or two long, so it shouldn’t take too long to catch up. Or, if you’re a really cool person you’re already … Read more
This is a painting I did a couple of years back. It’s been hanging in my club since then. People seem to like it a lot and often ask if they can buy it… the answer so far has been “no.” However, now I’ve made a copy of it and can make prints. I don’t … Read more
This is a stand-up routine/bit (I don’t know what you call this… maybe just story…. yeah, that’s it.) story that I’ve done a couple of times. It talks about the sex as well as drugs, so it probably shouldn’t be read by kids, or by anyone who hopes to continue having some level of respect … Read more
Hey folks. Here’s chapter 7 in the ongoing work in progress “Orson”. If you need to catch up you can find all the chapters here: Orson Novel. I think every 10 chapters or so I’ll collect them into one single file so you don’t have to open a new file each chapter. Or maybe you’re … Read more
I am not above a fart joke (although, in the circumstances of an actual fart it’s probably best to be below it than above it… actually, I’m not sure I know the physics of flatulence… someone should look that up.) Let’s face it, farts are funny. Let’s look at the evidence: 1. Everyone does it. … Read more
Here’s another in the series of “Bad Stories for Bad Children”. After you read it, I’ll let you know what the original title was, if you’d like to know. Let me know if I made the right choice. “The Carpet was Hungry” I wish there was a way to over-come the crippling loneliness of winter … Read more
Hey all. Less updates this week and last week because of the holidays. But, it does beg the question… how many updates do you folks want? How often do you Regular Readers check out this site? Do you want more updates? Less? I try so hard to please everyone… which is probably a bad life … Read more
This might be the coolest thing that’s happened to this site so far. Fan Art! These drawring are by Eserkaln.com Subscriber and SuperFan Samantha Campbell. They’re some images from the ongoing series “Bad Stories for Bad Children” This one is from He Said He Was Nuts They make more sense if you read the story. Here’s … Read more